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NaNoWriMo 2017 - a young medieval warrior woman has conquered the isles of her homeland for her grandfather's fledgling kingdom. Now dawns a new age of discovery, what will she and her companions find across the sea?

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

The Taegrim Family Trials - 1


Padrig darted around Nurse Maddi and the tray she was carrying, zipped past Clerk Jim and his armful of ledgers, and mostly avoided careening into the hard stone walls outside his father’s study.
“Sorry!” Padrig shouted without looking back. Father had summoned him! Father never called anyone to his study unless he had important business to discuss!
Even as excited as he was, Padrig remembered to knock and wait for his father to growl, “Come,” before entering. No one went into father’s study without permission, not even Aunt Drusilla, who terrified everyone except for Padrig’s oldest brother Doran.
Greatlord Garis Taegrim sat beside the fire reading a letter and swirling firewhiskey in his favorite glass. Even seated, the Greatlord was a towering mammoth of a man that would frighten even the ugliest trolls in Nurse Maddi’s stories. A wild mane of thick black hair sprouted from his scalp and a beard just as thick and long hung down from his chin. His fierce grey eyes soaked up the firelight, making them seem orange and red – an altogether more fearsome sight, which Padrig knew was not at all necessary. His father could inspire fear better than any man in the kingdom – maybe even the world!
Padrig drew himself up as tall as he could and tried to position his shoulders in such a way that they looked broader. He was the youngest of the Greatlord’s six children, only eight and by far the scrawniest of the brood. Even Shea had a lean strength to slight frame, as she was fond of showing Padrig when he said something that annoyed her.
“You came quickly,” Greatlord Taegrim said without looking up from his letter.
“Thank you, my lord!” Padrig replied a bit too loudly. He tried not to wince at his own foolishness. Father is not an old man that needs to be shouted at in order to be heard!
Father chuckled and finally set the letter aside. “You can be nervous as a maid in a room full of drunken soldiers, do you know that, boy?”
“Yes, my lord,” Padrig admitted sheepishly.
“Well never mind that. I have a task for you. Your sister and the Icethorns will be arriving soon. I need you to gather the whole family in the Great Hall to receive them. Can you do that, boy?”
Padrig nodded enthusiastically. “Yes, my lord!”
“Off with you then.” Father shooed him on his way with one of his massive hands.
Padrig spun around so fast he nearly ran into the door. Hoping father had already gone back to his letters, Padrig opened the door and left as quickly as possible.
“Who to find first?” he asked himself. The twins would be easiest to find. They were always in the practice yard beating each other bloody with practice swords even after master-at-arms Karl Avers got bored of trying to teach them skills beyond brute force.
Padrig ran down the hall, took the stairs two at a time on the way down, and bounded out into the rain-drenched yard. “No time for you,” he told his favorite mud puddle. “Hey! Oxton and Oswald!”
“What do you want, pipsqueak?” Oxton asked as he circled his twin…or perhaps it was Oswald. Padrig had a hard time telling them apart even without their armor on. The twins were identical, eleven, and obsessed with becoming the greatest warriors of all time. Tall for their age, all their time training with swords and axes had given them strong arms and broad chests. Padrig secretly feared how burly the twins would become once they were properly grown.
“Father sent me to…hey! Are you listening to me?” Padrig demanded.
“No!” Oxton and Oswald said together as they unleashed a flurry of blows at one another.
“Father said to meet in the Great Hall!” Padrig shouted at his brothers.
“What?” Oswald asked between strikes.
Padrig tried to think of what Doran would do if the twins ignored him, but that was stupid. No one was foolish enough to ignore Doran. The oldest Taegrim sibling could whisper and everyone in the room would shut up and strain to hear then jump to do as he said.
Grumbling to himself, Padrig fell back to his next best inspiration: his sister Shea. He grabbed the nearest rock of a large yet manageable size and threw it at Oxton’s head. The rock clanged off Oxton’s helm without doing any harm. It did get the twins to stop sparring long enough to turn around and stare at Padrig.
“Father says to get to the Great Hall right away!” Padrig said in a quick rush before dashing off. He was far faster than his brothers, especially when they were in full armor.
The next easiest relative to locate was probably Uncle Faust. Padrig left the keep in search of his uncle’s favorite gambling den. Taverns and brothels were plentiful in the Abyss. The people of Taegrim’s Claw were passionate to a fault according to Doran. The only other place that Padrig had been was to Greatlord Icethorn’s castle and everyone there had seemed so dreadfully somber and boring. Padrig was sure that Doran was right–he always was–but, Padrig just didn’t understand how it could be better to dull than to have as much fun as the people his father ruled over.
Sure enough, Uncle Faust was at the Sultry Opus with a serving girl on his knee and a cup of dice in his hands.
“Kiss the cup for me, dearie. For luck.” Uncle Faust held the wooden cup out for the girl to kiss, which she happily did. Faust groped her breast as he rolled the dice. Evidently the kiss had worked, because Uncle Faust shouted for joy and kissed the serving girl on the cheek.
Uncle Faust was not as fierce as his older brother. He was a skilled swordsman, to be sure, but his passions lay elsewhere. He had wooed a beautiful girl from some place in the eastern half of the kingdom and brought her home to the Abyss only to continue drinking, gambling, and womanizing. Padrig was not entirely clear as to what “womanizing” entailed, but he had been assured by several reliable sources that Uncle Faust was the master of it. Faust kept his long hair neatly groomed and his beard trimmed short. Visiting ladies always complimented him on how handsome he was. He was not as broad across the chest as the Greatlord, nor half as strong, but he was lightning quick. His blue eyes always had this twinkle like he knew some joke that he wasn’t telling anybody else about.
Padrig approached the dicing table cautiously. Uncle Faust did not like to be interrupted when he was drinking, gambling, or womanizing and judging by the nearly empty tankard of ale on the table next to him, he was currently engaged in all three.
“Damn you to hell, Faust Taegrim!” a familiar voice shrieked from the entrance. “You unscrupulous bastard, I’ll kill you!” Aunt Evina tried to storm across the floor in a righteous rage, but she was having a great deal of difficulty walking in a straight line and crashed into a chair. She tumbled gracelessly to the Sultry Opus’ dirty floor. Evina was a beautiful blonde lady who was the very picture of Eastern Courtesy when she was sober…which was almost never. She drank and fought with Uncle Faust constantly.
Uncle Faust laughed raucously at the sight of his wife on the ale-drenched floor. “Enjoying the view, my lady?”
“Get that whore off your lap right this instant!” Evina demanded as she climbed unsteadily to her feet.
“She isn’t a whore, you worthless twat! This is a proper woman, and a hell of a lot younger than you!” Faust chortled and pulled the serving girl closer.
Her rage renewed tenfold, Aunt Evina lunged at Faust. Padrig, seeing the murder in his aunt’s eyes, kicked a chair into her path. Again, Aunt Evina clashed with her old nemesis: the floor. This time she hit rather harder and uttered the most pitiful groaning whimper that Padrig had ever heard. She remained on the floor, muttering curses at Faust and begging someone to bring her another cup of wine.
“Good lad.” Faust ruffled Padrig’s dark hair. “I assume you’re here to fetch us for the big welcome?”
Padrig nodded.
“Then we’d best be off.” Uncle Faust threw his drunken wife over his shoulder and stepped out into the rain with his other arm around the serving girl’s waist.
Slightly stunned by what had just taken place, Padrig left the Sultry Opus and headed for the Old Fountain. Technically, when Taegrim’s Claw had joined the rest of the kingdom fifty years ago, they had given up worshiping the Water Goddess and converted to following the New God. In practice however, everyone from the Greatlord down to the poorest farmer prayed to the Goddess.
The Old Fountain was actually a series of massive fountains and rainspouts that formed their place of worship. There were no walls or benches and no place to give a proper sermon, but everyone agreed it was the best place to seek the wisdom of the Goddess.
It was here that Padrig found his cousin Dragomina. She was Aunt Drusilla’s only child, her father being Drusilla’s first husband. Dragomina was…peculiar. She was thirteen, had purple eyes, and slept in trees rather than in her bed. She was not violent like her mother, at least not all the time. Sometimes she would become enraged for reasons even Drusilla did not understand.
Dragomina was seated next to one of the pools the rainspouts emptied into and sloshing her bare feet back and forth in the water. Padrig sat down next to her. He was not surprised that she did not say anything, Dragomina rarely spoke unless she felt it was absolutely necessary.
After watching the fountains for a while, Padrig cleared his throat nervously. “My father would like you to go get your mother and bring her to the Great Hall. Acacia and the Icethorns will be arriving soon and he wants the whole family there to greet them.” It wasn’t exactly true, but it was definitely the quickest way to locate Aunt Drusilla and it meant Padrig did not have to confront her. Last time he had called on her she had been dissecting a corpse and he had nightmares for a week.
Dragomina hopped to her feet, smiled at him, and patted Padrig on the head before hurrying off without a word. Padrig hoped that was a good sign. He stood and went to find his other cousins.
Not surprisingly, Uncle Faust’s children were to be found in a tavern, the Drunk Pumpkin it was called. Sixteen year old Merritt was using his good looks to enthrall two pretty, but obviously not very smart girls. Not to be outdone by her legitimate half-brother, Faust’s fifteen year old bastard daughter Genni had three young men drooling over her ridiculously low cut dress. Genni appeared to be quite drunk, but she handled her liquor much better than Aunt Evina.
Padrig did his best to be brave and marched right up to Evina and her three suitors. “My father wants everyone in the Great Hall immediately.”
Genni giggled. “Can I bring my friends?”
Padrig shook his head.
“Aww, you’re no fun! You’re going to turn out as bad as Doran if you keep this up!” Genni chided playfully.
“Thank you!” Padrig beamed.
Genni rolled her eyes for some reason that Padrig missed entirely. “Sorry boys, duty calls. It’s a hard life being a lord’s bastard. Barkeep! Get me a bottle for the road!”
Padrig watched Genni walk a surprisingly straight line to the door before turning back to Merritt. He scanned the whole tavern, but his cousin was nowhere to be seen. Groaning, Merritt went to the back rooms. Merritt was doing some womanizing, it seemed. Padrig pounded on the door of the largest room. Merritt always took the best of whatever was available.
“Open up, Merritt!” Padrig shouted. “We’re all meeting in the Great Hall!”
“Bugger off!” Merritt growled back. “I’ll be there in a minute, just go ahead without me.”
“I’m not falling for that again!” Padrig protested. “Don’t make me bring Doran back here!”
The door opened immediately. Merritt and his friends were still naked, but he was grumbling and gathering up his clothes. “Stupid little git, ruins everything! Girls, I’ll be back for you after the feast. Buy yourselves something nice for me to tear off you later.” He rummaged through his pockets and tossed them some silver coins as he pulled his pants on.
Padrig tried not to stare at the naked girls, but he must not have been doing a very good job, because Merritt laughed at him and said, “There may be hope for you yet, boy.” Then he was leaving, still pulling on his shirt and coat.
That left Shea, Doran, and father’s ward Cailean Icethorn. Padrig’s older sister Acacia lived with the Icethorns and Cailean lived here with the Taegrims. Those three could be anywhere, but it was most likely that they were in the forest outside the castle somewhere. A quick inquiry of the gatehouse guard confirmed this and Padrig hurried in the direction the guard said Shea went.
It appeared that Shea had followed a narrow game trail into the woods. Padrig followed the trail as quickly as he could, scanning the forest for signs of his siblings as the evening light faded.
Something hard hit Padrig in the face and he was on his back before he saw what it was. He tried to scream, but a hand was covering his mouth. Shea’s hand.
His thirteen year old sister held a finger to her lips as she helped Padrig to his feet. Padrig kept his mouth shut and followed Shea when she took off down the game trail. Shea was almost as good at traveling silently through the forest as Doran and Padrig had a hard time keeping up with her. He felt like a clumsy lummox as he crashed through the underbrush behind his sister.
Shea came to a halt behind a wall of thick brush obscuring their trail from a small clearing. She carefully peered through the shrubbery and gestured for Padrig to do the same. The two of them peaked through the leaves to see Doran and Cailean with their swords drawn, two men kneeling before them, and six dead bodies sprawled out on the bloody grass.
“You have raped, murdered, and stolen the property of your neighbors. I offer you a quick death now or, if you choose, I will take you before my father to face a slow death in the dungeons of the Abyss,” Doran told his two captives. Doran was nearly as tall as father, but only seventeen and slender like Uncle Faust. He had black hair that he kept short the same way he did his beard. His grey eyes were cold and merciless. Doran did not care if you lived or died so long as you did not disobey him.
“Please, m’lord! We never meant to! She was just so tempting, she was askin’ for it, I swear!” one of the men wailed while the other tried to kiss Doran’s boots.
Doran kicked the man trying to grovel in the face and sent him sprawling to the side. “You do not seem the type to choose a clean death. I will take your begging as desire to die by inches in the dungeons.”
“No, m’lord! Please! You didn’t see this girl! She wanted it, I swear it on the Goddess, she did!” Tears streamed down the ugly rapist’s cheeks.
“I have seen a thousand girls,” Doran replied icily. “What I have never seen is a woman ask to be tied up and savaged half a hundred times by eight men missing more teeth than they still possess.”
“It weren’t like that, m’lord! Me and Steeg never touched the girl, it were them six that did the rapin’! I swear, m’lord!” The dirty man waddled toward Doran on his knees.
Doran regarded the pair of them for a long moment in silence. “You have moved me.”
The prisoner grinned from ear to ear. “Oh, thank you, m’lord! A thousand blessings on you! I knew you was generous and fair, I told Steeg as much when you caught us, I did!”
“I will give you a clean death after all.” Doran swung his sword around in a quick arc that flowed seamlessly into a second cut that left both prisoners headless before they could even scream.
“Shea, you and Padrig can come out now,” Cailean said as he sheathed his sword.
“How did you know we were there?” Shea asked as she dragged Padrig out of the bushes.
“Padrig needs to work on his woodsmanship,” Doran answered.
“I…I will!” Padrig assured him. “But now we need to…um…”
“Get to the Great Hall to welcome Acacia home.” Cailean grinned. “Lead the way, Padrig.”
*
The Abyss was as grim as foreboding as ever. Named for the cavern-like valley that one had to pass through in order to reach the castle, the Abyss was one of the few castles in the realm that had never been taken by force. Of course, that had a great deal to do with the men who had held the castle since its construction more than five hundred years ago.
Though her relatives annoyed her with their drunken shenanigans, Acacia was fiercely proud to call herself a Taegrim. Hers was a family that did not get swept up in the politics of the East. They ruled the Claw with iron fists and rarely took their armies to other lands. From time to time exceptions were made however, as the three houses of the Red Rebellion had learned too well. Acacia’s father and Greatlord Icethorn had exterminated all three rebel families as they led their bannermen to victory in the king’s name.
“You look pleased to be home,” Gaius said as he rode beside her. Greatlord Icethorn’s eldest son may as well have been an eighteen year old copy of his father. Full of cold courtesy and driven by an overdeveloped sense of honor, Gaius fit every stereotype of House Icethorn that existed.
Acacia nodded. Greatlord Icethorn had asked her to dress all in deep blues because it was Gaius’ favorite color. “I suppose I am, though I will miss your father’s library while we’re here.”
“I brought along some books on the Western Conquests, you are welcome to them,” Gaius offered.
“Thank you, if I finish all the books I brought I will take you up on that.” It was very like Gaius to bring historical accounts of a bloody military campaign to read for pleasure.
They rode in silence the rest of the way through the valley. When their party reached the gate to the castle proper the sun was hidden behind the surrounding mountains and the Abyss was dark. The peasants would all be gathered near the keep for the feast. The Taegrims were the only great house that Acacia knew of who invited the common people to join in their festivities. It had always been that way on the Claw though, and it was unlikely to change anytime soon.
Crowds of people milled about eagerly as the Icethorns approached. Few of them paid any heed to Acacia. The common people respected her father, feared her older brother, and got drunk with her uncle. Acacia had been seven when she left to foster with Greatlord Icethorn. She had been longer away than she had lived here and those who would have been her people did not know her.
Greatlord Garis Taegrim threw open the doors of the Great Hall and roared with delight. “Icethorn! You always make me wait, you frosty old bastard!”
Greatlord Icethorn dismounted and met his friend on the steps. “And you always get drunk waiting,” he said with a smile stretching across his gaunt face.
Doran strode down the steps towards her with Cailean in tow. Her brother stretched out a hand to help her down from her horse. “Sister, welcome home.” He managed to look happy to see her without smiling. Doran did not smile.
Cailean, on the other hand, was grinning like an idiot. “As always, I am charmed to see you again, Acacia. You look even more radiant than the last time we met.”
Acacia had no notion what the proper response to such a greeting was. She tried to think of courteous reply, but had to settle for, “Thank you,” after a few seconds ticked by and Cailean started to look panicked by her silence.
Doran offered her his arm and the two of them entered the Great Hall with the rest of their family and the Icethorns. The hall was packed with people both of great importance and meager birth. Rank meant little on the Claw, that was refreshing after time spent in other parts of the kingdom. The men and women of Taegrim’s Claw were by turns passionate, rageful, and jubilant. Trying to tell one of them they couldn’t do something because of who their parents were would result in a fistfight if you were lucky and a stabbing if you weren’t.
The fiddles and horns and drums burst suddenly to life as they entered. Doran led her to their place at the front of the room. The food was greasy, the ale potent, and six men and two women had to be taken to the healers after being stabbed or beaten badly in fights. All in all, a standard Taegrim feast.
Acacia sat between Doran and Gaius, which afforded her the rare opportunity not to make useless small talk during the feast. Both men never said anything unless it was important and Doran never discussed important matters where others could overhear. Thus, she ate her meal in silence and enjoyed a fair amount of ale. After all, what was a homecoming on the Claw without ale?
Father rose drunkenly to his feet and proclaimed that it was time for dancing. Desert had not yet been served, but no one besides Doran seemed sober enough to notice. Everyone hurriedly pushed the tables and benches back against the walls.
“Shall we dance?” Acacia asked Doran. She always made him dance with her even though he hated dancing.
Saying nothing, Doran wiped his mouth on his napkin, took her hand, and led her into the middle of the hall where the dancing was taking place. The tune was lively and the more drunken guests were doing more tripping over their partners’ feet than actual dancing.
“I don’t think Gaius has figured out that his father wants the two of us to marry yet,” Acacia blurted out after a few turns and twirls.
Doran gave her a level look.
“What’s that look for? You didn’t spend the last six months with him! He has no idea, but I have to suffer through Greatlord Icethorn picking out my dresses because they’re his son’s favorite color!” Acacia glowered at her brother as they danced. Well, truth be told, Doran was dancing while she followed. Perhaps she’d had a bit too much ale.
“That is not what I was questioning,” Doran replied curtly.
“What then?” she asked.
“I would tell you that you will see for yourself later, but I sincerely doubt that will prove true.” Something had caught Doran’s eye over by the remaining benches and he was slowly guiding them in that direction.
“Tell me, dammit! You know how I hate not knowing things.” Acacia craned her neck to see what Doran was staring at, but he was much taller and soberer than she was.
“I know.” The song ended and Doran left her standing on the dance floor.
“Hey! Come back here and tell me!” Acacia shouted at Doran’s back as he disappeared into the crowd.
“Tell you what?” Cailean asked. He had appeared behind her, as he always did after she finished her dance with Doran.
Acacia sighed. She did not really feel like dancing with Cailean. He was not a very good dancer and he always talked about the most ridiculous things while they danced.
*
Shea had seen Doran take note of something and guide Acacia towards it as they danced. Excusing herself to seek a chamber pot, she abandoned her younger relatives to listen to eleven year old Levina Icethorn natter on and on about her dresses. Levina was her mother’s daughter and not at all like the rest of the Icethorns. Cailean and his kin were glum and prone to brooding, but Shea was used to their harsh sternness after growing up with Doran. Levina and her mother spent most of their time in the East where fashion and politics ruled everything. Listening to her always made Shea want to throw up all over Levina’s stupid clothes that she loved so much.
Thus, Shea was ecstatic to have found an excuse – any excuse really – to have left her seat at the high table. She would have even accepted an offer to dance with a boy even though that was just the stupidest thing in the whole world. Girls like Levina loved dancing and dreamed about boys, but Shea had better sense. As though thinking about having better sense summoned him, Shea spotted Cailean awkwardly leading Acacia across the dance floor. She rolled her eyes. “That fool boy,” she muttered to herself as she seared the crowded seating area for whatever had piqued Doran’s interest.
A strong hand grabbed her by the collar and yanked her back behind the fat man she had been about to peer around. “Wait, little fox. You’ll spook her.”
Shea looked up at Doran. His head was pointed at Acacia and Cailean, but she was fairly certain he was watching something else entirely out of the corner of his eye. “Spook who?”
“There is an old woman here that I don’t recognize,” Doran answered.
Shea considered her older brother quizzically. “That’s it? An old woman you don’t know? What’s so interesting about that?”
“I speak to all the elders in the castle regularly. They keep me informed of criminals that need to be hunted down and brought to justice as well as young men in need of a good scare to set them on a more righteous path. A strange old woman appearing at the same time as a visiting Greatlord is worth keeping an eye on.”
“Right,” Shea said, unconvinced. Doran was never wrong, per se, but he could be a tad paranoid at times.
“If you don’t want to help me, you are welcome to go back to your riveting discussion with Levina,” Doran offered.
Shea shuddered. “Actually, this seems like a job you’ll need a second set of eyes for.”
Doran nodded. “She’s wearing the grey cloak and has a hideous wart on her nose. Look around Bartholomew, do you see her?”
Shea glanced casually around Fat Bart. Once Doran described her it was impossible to miss who he was talking about. “I see her.”
“Keep an eye on her. If I’m right about her being up to something she will move away once I approach her.” Doran walked towards the old woman and sure enough, she shuffled away in the opposite direction.
Shea watched the old woman dart behind a pillar and a burly pair of men drinking and singing a completely different song from what the musicians were playing. Doran appeared to lose her in the crowd, but knowing Doran that was just a ruse to put the old hag at ease. Shea followed as the wart lady slipped away from the crowd and up the back steps.
Following someone in a castle was similar to tracking someone in the woods, but at the same time very different. There were so many hard angles and relatively few places to seek cover. The best cover, Shea had found, was to pretend you were supposed to be going the same way your target was.
Unfortunately, this old woman was crafty. She dropped her bag and sat on the floor putting all of her random knick-knacks back in at a leisurely pace. Not wanting to give herself away, Shea was forced to walk on by while her query rummaged. She quickly hid behind the next corner though, and peeked stealthily back the other way to see which way the old woman went next.
Wart-nose eventually finished re-stuffing her purse and took another flight of stairs, this one leading up to the guest rooms. Shea followed from far behind, she had a fairly strong suspicion where this shady character was headed. Up the stairs she climbed, to the highest part of the guest tower. Shea heard little scritch-scritch sounds from around the next bend and stopped to listen.
The unmistakable sound of a lock opening made Shea wish she had her bow handy or at least one of her long hunting knives. Then she heard Doran’s voice and she stepped around the final turn of the stairs to see Doran holding the old woman in the air by her throat with one hand. In his other hand he had a dagger pointed at the crone’s eye.
“What are you doing breaking into Greatlord Icethorn’s rooms?” Doran asked calmly.
“I just needed a bit o’ gold, m’lord! My granddaughter is sick with the plague and I ain’t got no coin for medicines!” the old woman pleaded feebly and kicked her little legs.
“Don’t lie to me. You’re barely old enough to have a daughter, let alone a granddaughter.” Doran flicked her wart-blemished nose with his dagger and the whole thing slid off to reveal a hooked, but utterly un-repulsive nose.
Doran’s prisoner frowned. She stopped kicking and relaxed, she must have been stooping under her disguise because her long legs nearly reached the ground from where Doran held her. “What gave me away?”
“Little old ladies have frail bones and hardly any muscle left. You were far too heavy to be who you were pretending to be,” Doran said and he tore away the false wrinkles and wig she wore.
The would-be thief was of average height for a woman or perhaps a bit taller, it was hard to be certain with her dangling in the air like she was. Shea guessed her age to be about nineteen or twenty. She looked thin, but that was hard to say with her disguise hiding most of her body. She had pale skin, jet black hair, and feisty eyes that were blue, green, or brown depending on how the light struck them. Her chin came to a sharp point and she had a sharp jawline with a wide mouth. Doran had taught Shea to memorize details like that when tracking criminals. She could draw this bandit’s face if need be and pass the drawing out to help bring her to justice. Not that that would be necessary in this case, Doran had already captured her.
“Calling a girl fat, not the best way to make a first impression.” The thief smirked at Doran.
“Neither is lifting her off the ground by her neck. I admit your impression of me was not my primary concern,” Doran answered.
She rolled her eyes. “If you were any other man I would try to seduce you, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve gotten out of this exact situation by batting these lovely long lashes at someone.”
“You should have tried to rob my uncle or my cousin. They would have thanked a pretty thing like you for it,” Doran replied.
The burglar lass laughed at that. “So I heard. I did my homework on you Taegrims before coming here. You were the only one I was really worried about, but I must admit a little part of me hoped that you would catch on to my plan so I could get a measure of you myself.” Her wide mouth spread into a wicked grin. “In that I wasn’t disappointed.”
“What were you planning to steal?” Doran asked. Shea could see that he was keeping a careful eye on the woman’s hands.
“Oh, you know, a bit of this, a bit of that. Nothing of—” She suddenly cut off and spit something shiny at Doran that sliced his cheek and left a thin trail of blood trickling down his face.
“That was unwise,” Doran began, but then he slumped and toppled sideways, leaving the thief standing serenely in her ridiculously short tattered gown.
“Sorry, dearie. I only brought one poison dart and it was always my backup plan for your brother.” She brought her leg around faster than Shea would have thought possible and the last thing she remembered was the burglar’s foot hitting her head and knocking her into the stone wall of the stairwell.
*
“This is an outrage!” Greatlord Garis Taegrim bellowed from his throne in the Great Hall. “A theft in my own castle! And of my best friend and staunchest ally’s belongings! The shame! How could you allow this?”
“It is inexcusable, my lord,” Doran answered, stoic as always, but likely beside himself with anger at having failed. Shea was also in attendance, mainly to share in the shame of letting a petty crook escape under her nose. She looked far more abashed than her brother, that one was a proper Taegrim and she wore her emotions on her sleeve for all to see.
Garis seethed. Doran had never failed him before. True, this wench had used a concealed poison dart to take him by surprise, but still! Doran should have knocked the bitch out and questioned her in a cell after she had been thoroughly searched!
His head pounded from last night’s drinking. They had not discovered the robbery until late that evening when Greatlord Icethorn had left the feast to seek his bed. Icethorn had discovered Doran and Shea both alive but unconscious and some secret and very sensitive article missing from his rooms.
“You will set this right, Doran. Greatlord Icethorn is furious. Track down this woman and return with her head and Icethorn’s stolen article,” Garis commanded.
“Yes, my lord.” Doran nodded. No doubt he knew that he was to be charged with correcting his mistake. “I would ask your leave to bring Aunt Drusilla and Lora Kell with me.”
“The stable master? Very well, hunt this woman with our women. It makes not matter to me how you do it so long as it is done.” Garis rose to dismiss his children, but before he could do so Shea spoke up.
“Father! I mean, my lord. I want to go too. I can track and fight and it’s just as much my fault as Doran’s that she got away!”
Garis frowned at that. Shea was a capable lass, to be sure. But she was also just thirteen. Ought he to allow her to ride off into danger after this burglar?
1)      Yes! Shea is a Taegrim, not some prissy Eastern Lady! It is past time she tested her mettle out in the real world.
2)      Are you insane? Shea is thirteen and a girl besides! Bad enough that Doran is already taking two women with him on this venture. She stays home. 

Sunday, March 17, 2013

The Mercantile Reaver - 1

So...I had some serious writers block this week. Here is the beginning of a story about Vikings instead of the usual continuation of Choose Your Own Misadventure.



A loud crash alerted Aryk Harlgrimmson to the fact that his front door had been kicked in. Drunken Ulf, nearly as wide as he was tall, filled the now empty doorframe as he bellowed, “By the blood of my father, I’ll know what makes that scrawny bitch of yours so damn special before the sun rises!”
Aryk muttered a curse under his breath. Any Reaver could challenge another man for one of his women, but the fight had to be with fists alone and never to the death – Reavers knew no woman was worth dying for. Unfortunately for Aryk, as the youngest Captain in living memory, he was often targeted by the older men of the clan who thought to put him in his place by taking the only woman he had claimed for his own. Doubly unfortunate was the fact that while Aryk was a demon with a spear, deadly with his knives, and considered quite skilled with an axe, he was tall and lean, his battle prowess derived from his skill and speed rather than brute strength. That put him at a definite disadvantage in these late night brawls over Maxine.
Vaulting over his gold inlaid dinner table, Aryk crashed boney elbows first into Ulf’s fat stomach. Ulf grunted and doubled over, grabbing Aryk by the collar as he did, and hurling him across the room to slam into a cabinet full of silver spoons. The hand carved cabinet shattered and silver and splinters rained down on Aryk.
Aryk jumped to his feet and used his superior reach to punch Ulf in the nose three times in rapid succession. Ulf bellowed with rage and dove at Aryk. He managed to dodge Ulf’s tackle and Aryk took the opportunity Ulf presented lying prone on his floor to kick him in the ear.
Ulf rumbled to his feet and threw himself at Aryk anew. Aryk dodged Ulf’s meaty paws as he threw punches, but his kitchen was not a large room and soon enough he was cornered. Ulf finally landed a punch that lifted Aryk off his feet and sent him flying into a marble statue of some foreign god. The statue broke just as surely as Aryk’s nose. Aryk threw punches back at Ulf, but the seasoned Reaver was so fat, muscular, and drunk that he hardly felt them. Meanwhile, Ulf’s giant fists found Aryk’s ribs, shoulders, and stomach. Aryk spit out some blood and did his best to strategize his next move.
A dull thunk sounded behind Ulf and the big Reaver’s eyes glazed over. He cascaded sideways just like a spring avalanche to reveal Maxine standing behind him with her favorite iron frying pan in both hands. She held it menacingly, ready to wallop Ulf again if he rose.
Aryk frowned. “You aren’t allowed to do that.”
Maxine shrugged. “I’d have just killed him and come back to you for protection when you lost. This way your clan doesn’t lose one of its precious Reavers over a woman.” Her voice practically oozed the dry wit she favored.
“A fair point,” Aryk admitted. He grabbed Ulf’s wrists while Maxine took his ankles and they dragged him out into the snow. Then Aryk propped the door in place before going to get his tools to fix it. Luckily, Ulf had kicked it in so the hinges gave way rather than shattering the door.
“Can I get you a drink? You must be parched after the beating Ulf gave you?” Maxine reached for the fancy pillaged bottle that had been refilled with strong Reaver whiskey.
Aryk chuckled as he replaced the hinges to his front door. “I can count the phases of the moon as well as you, my dear. Gone are the days when you need to get me hopelessly drunk to keep me from getting a son in your belly.”
Maxine leveled a considering look at him. “How long have you had that little trick figured out?”
Laughing, Aryk couldn’t help but shake his head. “Your one weakness, my dear, is your prejudice against Reavers. Not all of us are as stupid as you think.”
“Clearly,” Maxine muttered sourly.
“Besides, I enjoyed you plying me with liquor and doing everything else in your power to distract me from taking you into our bed before I passed out.” Aryk grinned at the fuzzy memories of Maxine dancing on the kitchen table as she removed her clothing slowly but surely. She was far too thin for a Reaver woman, but she was a foreigner taken during a raid and her pretty face more than made up for her scrawny hips and breasts.
Maxine flicked one of Aryk’s ears while he worked. “Then why show your hand and let me know that you know about my distractions?”
Aryk reflected, not for the first time, how lucky Maxine was that he had been to one to claim her on the day his father’s ship and raided her town. Any other Reaver would have beaten her to a bloody pulp – if not killed her – for so insolently inflicting pain on him. Of course, he knew her true value, and was willing to tolerate such impertinence. “I have an important meeting with the Clan Chief in the morning and I need my mind sharp. Father will be there and he always knows when you’ve gotten me drunk the night before.”
Aryk could hear Maxine’s disapproving frown in her voice without turning around to see it on her angular face. “You outrank your father now, there’s no need to grovel to him any longer.”
“Harlgrimm is the Chief’s right hand man, even if he were not my father it would be unwise to make an enemy of him,” Aryk replied.
“He already resents you,” Maxine persisted. “He disapproves of our methods, even if he doesn’t understand half of them. He believes that any deviation from the old ways is wrong.”
Aryk smiled. No other woman belonging to a Reaver could get away with talking about a man’s raiding strategy as our methods. Maxine was different though. She was the key to Aryk’s phenomenal success. “He understands success, though. In truth, I think all he wants is me to take another woman and get a son out of her. It’s you he hates.”
Maxine popped all ten of her knuckles in quick succession, ending with both her thumbs at once. It was something she did when she was especially upset with something Aryk said. “I have made my feelings clear on bringing another woman into this house.”
Aryk finished installing the new hinges. He stood, wiped his hands off on his shirt, and wrapped his long arms around Maxine’s narrow waist. “And do you see another woman here?”
Maxine grudgingly returned the embrace. “I suppose not.”
“For a woman who hates Reavers, you are awfully possessive of yours.” Aryk kissed her ear.
“I’m complex. You know this.” She punched him in the ribs and tried to shove him away, but he was too strong for her.
“Relax! I’m not going to get you pregnant tonight. But I’m a Captain and one day I will need to have a son. That means you eventually have to give me one or I claim another woman.” Aryk moved his kisses down to her pale neck.
“Stop that!” Maxine thrust her boney knee at his groin and Aryk twisted away.
“Very well.” He laughed. “We can play that board game you love so much until it’s time to go to bed.”
“Don’t say board game like that. Vakra is a game of skill, patience, and cunning. It helps develop your primitive barbarian mind to grasp more civilized lines of thought.” Maxine grabbed the Vakra board and began setting it up on the table.

Sunday, March 10, 2013

Choose Your Own Misadventure - 10

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Lorcan had no desire to see anyone else die because of him, much less do the killing personally. He froze the air around Wexton’s hands and the fireballs that Wexton held winked out.
“Try this,” Lord Cumberbatch suggested. Lorcan felt a bizarre tingle inside his skull as one of Cumberbatch’s memories settled into Lorcan’s mind.
Lorcan sent a barrage of tiny round ice pellets at Wexton. They no doubt hurt like hell, but did not piece his skin. The other sorcerer stumbled backward, trying in vain to deflect the ice with his arms.
“See what happens when you let me guide you instead of ripping memories out of me?”
“I’ll thank you properly later. I’m still a little busy,” Lorcan muttered under his breath so that no one else could hear.
Lorcan hit Wexton right above his eyebrow with one last extra-large pellet. Wexton wobbled and then toppled over onto the wooden floor.
The entire room was staring at Lorcan, waiting. Lorcan looked around, clueless.
“Isn’t anyone going to tie him up?” Lorcan finally asked.
The Seafury side of the chamber let out a sigh of relief almost in unison. Luciana stepped forward.
“The Duel is one of the Trials,” she explained. “I don’t think anyone expected it to take place so soon, but there is no specific order the Trials must be carried out in.”
“Um…okay.” Lorcan was still confused. Senator Seafury’s men were all congratulating him and Senator Torgough was scowling at Lorcan.
Luciana seemed to understand Lorcan’s cluelessness. “The point of this Trial is to defeat your rival and then show him mercy. You must demonstrate a certain level of control over your abilities to use them non-lethally.”
Lorcan grinned. “You mean I did something right?”
Luciana gave him a level look. “Yes, but don’t let it go to your head. You’re still an idiot.”
A guttural roar preempted Lorcan’s comeback. He spun around to see Wexton leap to his feet and hurl an enormous fireball at Lorcan and Luciana. Lorcan stepped in front of Luciana and pushed her back with his right hand while extending his left to freeze the oncoming fireball.
Lorcan’s eyes widened as he realized that the blazing sphere hurtling at him was too hot to dissolve in time. Pain seared the left half of Lorcan’s body as the flames consumed his left arm up to the elbow before he managed to extinguish them. The soaking wet jacket and shirt that Lorcan had been wearing were burned away, his skin was an angry shade of red, and his left arm ended in a charred stump just above where his elbow had been.
“You’ll find this to be an appropriate response.” Cumberbatch sent another memory to Lorcan.
Lorcan brought his remaining hand around in a wide swooping gesture and a U-shaped ice crystal formed above Wexton and slammed down on top of him, the points of the U piercing the floor and knocking Wexton to his knees. He knelt, dazed underneath the arch of ice. Ice crystals began to grow rapidly from the inside of the U until Wexton was encased in a cocoon of ice. He struggled, but with only his nose and eyes remaining uncovered he could not even scream.
The burns covering the left side of his body finally overcame the temporary shock of his sudden injury and Lorcan’s legs gave out on him as the pain overwhelmed him. Luciana caught him carefully.
“Easy there, sorcerer. Let’s set you down gently.” She guided him over to a nearby table and got him lying down on it. Luciana turned and began barking orders at her father’s people. “Get someone to Weyrd Mountain immediately! Take the fastest horses and bring his great-grandmother and the other witches here! Go!” Lorcan heard men running out of the Elder’s Hall, but all he could see was Luciana’s dark red hair as she continued issuing commands. “You three get buckets and bring cold water. You go get herbs for burn wounds from the healer in town. You go with him and bring back as many bandages as you can carry. Father, get Torgough and his cronies out of here, we can’t have him trying to kill our sorcerer while he’s wounded.”
It was getting harder to breath and the fringes of Lorcan’s vision began to fade to black.
Luciana snapped her fingers loudly right in front of Lorcan’s eyes. “Hey! Stay with me, sorcerer! You aren’t dying on us now!”
Lorcan tried valiantly to keep from passing out, but the pain was too much. His body shut down and everything went black.

Lorcan stood in a beautiful garden. Bushes cut into the shape of animals and perfect flowers could be seen in every direction. The sun was shining overhead and birds chirped or sang from trees with leaves instead of needles – Lorcan had only heard of such trees, but had never seen one before.
Luciana shoved Vera to her knees in front of a man Lorcan did not recognize. Vera’s hands were tied behind her back and she wore an ornate purple gown with matching gems around her neck and on her fingers. Despite being bound and having Luciana’s sword pointed at her throat, Vera looked amused, only barely able to contain her laughter.
“Tell me it isn’t true, Mason,” Luciana demanded of the young man standing in front of her and Vera.
“Yes, Mason, tell her it isn’t true.” Vera snickered.
“Shut up!” Luciana snarled at Vera. She turned back to Mason. “Answer me! Tell me it’s just another one of her lies.”
“Anna, what’s going on? Do you know what the Emperor will do to you if he finds out you’re treating Vera this way?” Mason tried to step forward, but Luciana pressed her sword tighter against Vera’s neck.
“Tell me you aren’t a warlock and I’ll let her go.” Luciana’s eyes were locked on Mason.
“I—” Mason stopped. He opened his mouth, closed it again, and then hung his head dejectedly.
“No,” Luciana whispered.
Vera giggled. “Still can’t lie to her, can you, Mason dearie?”
“Anna, please understand. I didn’t know what I was,” Mason pleaded.
“You bastard! It’s true?” Luciana looked so betrayed and hurt that Lorcan wanted to reach out and comfort her, but he knew it was pointless to try to interact with someone else’s dream.
“I only just found out. I…please don’t look at me that way, Anna.” Mason looked away.
“You used me to get close to the Emperor! How am I supposed to look at a traitor?” Luciana shot back.
“I—no—well, yes. But I swear, Anna, once I found out I wasn’t going to—”
“Enough of your lies!” Luciana spat. “Mason Torgough, I am honor bound to end your life in order to protect the Empire.”
“Anna, please don’t do this,” Mason begged. “I love you!”
“Warlocks don’t love.” Luciana brought her sword around in a wide arc that removed Mason’s head.
A single tear rolled down Luciana’s cheek.

Lorcan woke in a strange bed. Luciana was asleep in a chair beside his bed. In looking around, Lorcan decided that he was probably in the Old Fisherman Inn. No room on Weyrd Mountain was this fancy.
Luciana’s pale green eyes snapped open as soon as Lorcan sat up. “You need to rest,” she told him, stretching and standing up to check his bandages.
“How bad is it?” Lorcan asked her.
Luciana smirked. “Bad enough that you look better than you used to, you ugly idiot.”
Lorcan couldn’t help but laugh. “You’re one charming asshole, you know that?”
“Your great-grandmother said almost the exact same thing. She was very upset with me for letting you get your arm burned off.”
“Where is she now?” Lorcan asked. Great Grandmother did not like to leave her patients.
“She was exhausted after healing you and so were your aunts. Evidently you should be dead. You’re a tough son of a bitch to have survived.”
“We Moons are stubborn. We don’t like to die until we’re good and ready, no matter how much we ought to go sooner.”
Luciana smiled. “You saved my life yesterday. And…you saved Evie’s life before that. She would have bled out if you hadn’t found her in the forest.” Her smile faded. “Thank you.”
“But…” Lorcan began, though he did not know what to say next. He had failed to save Evie the second time her life had been threatened.
The door cracked open and Senator Seafury entered when he saw Lorcan was awake. He stood stiff backed beside Lorcan’s bed. “Son, I want to thank you for saving my…my only daughter’s life.” The senator was obviously not used to displaying emotion of any kind, but losing Evie and then Luciana’s close call shortly thereafter had – not rattled him of course, he was the unflappable sort, but perhaps brought him within an inch of showing actual feelings.
“Sir, I just—” Lorcan started, but Senator Seafury interrupted him.
“No, no. I won’t hear it. I owe you a great debt, son. I’ll see that your family has enough gold to live comfortably no matter what happens to you in the next few months. I wish that I could do more, but way out here all I can do is give you some of what I already have too much of.”
“Th-thank you, sir,” Lorcan stammered. His family had never had any gold unless you counted what Great-Grandpa had stolen and used to buy the land on Weyrd Mountain for his still.
“Your great-grandmother says you will live, but the burned flesh will never heal completely. I don’t know where you got the rest of your scars, but it looks like our sorcerer has already been through a hell of a lot. Yes, you’ll do just fine.” Senator Seafury clapped Lorcan on his good shoulder and then left.
“My father, the great sentimentalist.” Luciana chuckled when he was gone.
Lorcan scoffed. “Calling the pot black, kettle?”
“Hush, you. At least I didn’t give you money as repayment for one of your limbs. My father is a good man…but my lack of interest in human connections surprises no one who knows him.”
“I…I didn’t mean to, but I saw…um…” Lorcan trailed off, embarrassed to explain that he’d seen Luciana’s dream.
Luciana smiled sadly. “You read my dreams while we slept. Yes, it is an old dream and one that haunts me often. I have read a great deal about what sorcerers and warlocks are capable of. I tried to stay awake, but as soon as I dozed I knew you would share what I dreamt. I suppose you have questions.”
Lorcan shook his head emphatically. “No! I…uh…I just wanted you to know that I knew.”
“Well, thank you for telling me. You are turning out to be a decent sort of idiot.”
“You’re too kind.
“Now get some rest.” Luciana left Lorcan in his dark room. His eyelids felt heavy and he found it easy to comply with Luciana’s command.

“Oh my God!” Mandy whispered.
“So cool!” Errol and Earl gasped.
“Shut it, you two! He just needs the love of a pretty girl to nurse him back to health,” Thomas chided his cousins.
One or more of Uncle Cal’s girls squealed and ran screaming from the room. Someone snickered at them until someone else hit them for being inconsiderate.
Lorcan opened his eyes slowly. His entire family was reluctantly filing into his room. With the exception of some of his younger cousins, everyone looked terrified.
“Hi everybody.” Lorcan did his best to smile without wincing, he doubted it worked well.
Mandy sat down on his bed and held Lorcan’s hand. “Does it hurt?”
Lorcan nodded. “I’ll live, though.”
“Is Luciana going to nurse you back to health?” Thomas asked hopefully.
Lorcan groaned. “Little bro, what did I tell you about Luciana? She is off limits for your crazy fantasies.”
“But she stayed by your side and changed your bandages and–” Thomas protested.
Lorcan cut him off. “No. Find some other girl to have me marry in your imagination. I didn’t survive all this just to get stabbed in my sleep.”
“I’m sure she’d wake you up first,” Great Grandmother chimed in. “She’s the honorable type of girl.”
“Oh, now you like her too?” Lorcan rolled his eyes.
“That insufferable ice queen with the pompous attitude who looks at everyone else like insects crawling on her fancy boots? Yes, actually. She’s good people. Keep her around, but don’t take your eyes off her knife hand,” Great Grandma advised.
“I really think there are better things to talk about than my love life right now,” Lorcan told them.
“You really don’t know us very well, do you?” Mandy chuckled.
“Unfortunately, I know you too well,” Lorcan answered.
“So, son, what happens next?” Lorcan’s father asked in order to save him from Thomas and Great Grandmother. Lorcan gave him a grateful look.
“He heals,” Luciana answered. Lorcan’s relatives parted for her as she entered the room. “Wexton remains imprisoned in Lorcan’s ice cocoon. By the time that the Divinatrix and the Emperor’s emissary arrive he should be ready to continue the Trials.”
“You can’t intend to go on with this lunacy after what happened to Lorcan already?” Mandy stared incredulously at Luciana.
“I’m afraid we must,” Luciana answered coolly. “Overly dramatic though it may seem, the fate of the world may depend on us proving that Lorcan is the New Sorcerer and Wexton is a warlock.”
“He’s my brother,” Mandy glared menacingly at Luciana. “I won’t let you get him killed.”
“Easy, Mandy.” Lorcan squeezed her hand reassuringly. “I’m not going to get killed.”
“Fine,” Mandy growled. “What happens after all the fancy-pants folks come to town?”
“Well, Lorcan gets to make a choice. He can opt to see the Divinatrix immediately and receive what advice she will give him about his future or he can choose to see the Imperial Emissary’s description of each Trial that he is to face as he proves himself. The rest of us only know a few vague aspects of what the Trials entail and will be of little help. The Duel is done, but there will be many more yet to overcome,” Luciana explained.

What does Lorcan choose?
1)      Hear what the Divinatrix has to say about his future.
2)      Learn details about what he will face during the Trials.